Privacy Policy

Look, we’re parents. We have enough stress – losing a pacifier, finding a rogue Goldfish in our hair, trying to remember our own phone numbers. The last thing we want to do is mess with your private info.

What we collect:

• Your name, email, address (so we can send you that adorable sleep sack, not a singing telegram).

• Your baby’s first name? Only if you volunteer it. We like knowing who the tiny boss is.

• Payment info – securely processed by trusted payment partners. We never see your full credit card number. (Again, too tired to handle that responsibility.)

What we don’t do:

• Sell your data to third parties. We wouldn’t even sell our baby’s used socks (well… maybe if the price is right. Kidding. Mostly.)

• Spam you with 47 emails a day. We’ll send you occasional offers, but we respect your inbox like we respect nap time – sacred.

Cookies?
Yes, we use standard tracking cookies (the digital kind, not the double chocolate kind – sorry). You can disable them, but then our site might forget you like free shipping.

Your rights:
You can ask us to delete your data anytime. Just email us. We might cry a little, but we’ll do it.

Children’s privacy:
Our site is for adults (tired ones). We don’t knowingly collect info from kids. If your baby can type and fill out a form, we’re very impressed – but please supervise them.

Questions? Contact us. We’ll respond while bouncing a fussy newborn on one hip.